So we turned to the only dating pool I have left:
Here are a few options we came up with and our.... varied opinions on them.
Robert Downey Jr.
me: Ooooh. He's just scruffy enough and he has those crinkly eye-corners that I like. And he looks really good in glasses.
Mom: He's too old, and his face looks too soft. And on Perez Hilton he was named one of Hollywood's most frequent trouble-makers. He's a loser.
me: No he's not, here, I'll show you a picture. ....aaaaand that's a mugshot. Anyway.
(singer of Art Brut)
Me: Yes, always, yes, forever.
(guitar/ "stage craft" of Art Brut)
Me: What? No. That would be like dating Gumby.
Me: Adorable. I've had a crush on him ever since I saw him in K-Pax when I was, like, ten.
Mom: Adorable, but way too old for you. And isn't he gay?
Me: DO NOT TELL ME. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
Me: (incoherent babbling)
Me: ...I just really like Vulcans.
...needless to say, I am not getting very far on any of these relationships.
Who are your celebrity crushes? Yay for comments! (hint, hint)
I'm completely in love with Jensen Ackles. I mean, he got married fairly recently, but that's a SMALL detail....isn't it?ReplyDelete
Joseph Gordon-Levit? 'Nough said.
And if you don't end up sweeping Robert Downey Jr off his feet, I'll be more than happy to step in. ;)
Lol. K-Pax. Lol.ReplyDelete
Maybe you should take a trip to see Amanda. Her school is 88% male.
I could see you with Darren Criss.
Chris Evans. He's gorgeous.ReplyDelete
Adrian Brody. I am sure that I am one of the few people with this crush but whatever!ReplyDelete
Josh Radnor from How I met your mother.
Matthew Thiessen from Relient K.
I'm told I have bad taste in boys :o
[...] in my boys boys boys post, I talked about a bunch of my celebrity crushes, but I left out one of the most long-standing [...]ReplyDelete
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I forgot about the K-Pax thing!!! Those were the days. ....88% male? oh my gosh. Don't even tempt me. And thank you! :D yesssss. Now we just have to get him to ask me out. ....And, y'know, get him to know I exist. :PReplyDelete