I just ran across this website, 'That Can Be My Next Tweet.' It takes the words from your tweets (if you're on twitter, obviously) and re-arranges them to make suggestions for what you could tweet next. The results are sort of like mistranslated advertisements or something. Here are a few of my favorites of the suggestions it had for me.
Has anyone else noticed that the number of amusing internet things that they find is directly proportional to the number of school projects they should be working on?